Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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How Vintage Lipstick Cases Became Collectible Art
AuthorAvokadoReading3 minViews679Published by13.04.2024
Within the realm of vintage cosmetics, the lipstick case is a shining example of sophistication, glitz, and individual flair. Vintage lipstick cases, as works of art in a woman’s handbag, were made to make a statement, in contrast to the disposable packaging of today. These cases were created between the early and middle of the 20th century, and because they captured the style, materials, and workmanship of the era, collectors today prize them highly.
Antique lipstick cases, crafted from a variety of materials such as brass, enamel, semi-precious stones, sterling silver, gold plating, and elaborate etchings, served as a tribute to the artistic sensibilities of their time. They reflected the Art Deco movement of the 1920s and 1930s with geometric shapes, simple lines, and opulent metallic decorations. Following World War II, cases were increasingly elaborate, including romantic themes such as flowers and birds, frequently embellished with pearls or colored stones.
These enclosures were technical and functional miracles in addition to being stunning. Many had built-in mirrors for applying lipstick on-the-go, and some even had pockets for powder or little perfume vials, capturing the efficient portability of accessories from that era. Reputable companies like Cartier, Van Cleef & Arpels, and Tiffany & Co. produced exquisitely crafted pieces that served as both useful accessories and status symbols, demonstrating the exceptional craftsmanship involved in their creation.
Vintage lipstick cases are nostalgic and provide insight into the lives and fashion preferences of ladies from bygone eras. They serve as a reminder of a bygone era when beauty routines were elaborate and ceremonial, in sharp contrast to the hurried, efficiency-focused approach of today. Many people have developed a passion for collecting these items because of their artistry and beauty as well as the histories and tales they represent.
Particularly for metal cases, maintaining the luster and avoiding corrosion on vintage lipstick cases requires routine polishing and mild cleaning. The excitement of the pursuit adds to the attractiveness of these treasure hunts, which lead fans to estate sales, antique shops, and online auctions. A vintage lipstick case is more than just a container, whether it is kept on a vanity or stashed away in a purse. It is a tiny piece of history and an item that captures the commitment to style and beauty of a bygone era.
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