Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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After Husband Dies, Widow Inherits Cheap Pendant and Lady She Never Met Inherits His Property
This story offers a poignant look at love, loss, and unexpected family ties. Agatha and Richard’s life together was built on years of companionship, trust, and an acceptance of life’s challenges. In the end, Richard’s decision to leave his estate to Sue reflects his deep empathy and a desire to support the child he never knew he had. At the same time, he took measures to ensure Agatha’s well-being, knowing that his choice could leave her feeling blindsided and hurt.
The pendant and hidden note serve as a reminder of the unique love they shared and Richard’s respect for Agatha’s role in his life. In choosing not to contest the inheritance, Agatha honors Richard’s wishes, a quiet acknowledgment of his care for both her and his newly discovered daughter. The story concludes with a sense of peace for Agatha, whose life finds new purpose in her condo in Florida while she stays connected to the farm, a symbol of Richard’s legacy and Sue’s new family.
The takeaways from Agatha’s story are universal:
1. Compassionate planning** – Richard’s thoughtful division of assets shows how important it is to consider everyone impacted by an inheritance, including unexpected family members.
2. Transparent communication** – Though Richard chose not to tell Agatha about Sue directly, his hidden message reveals his consideration for Agatha’s emotional journey, demonstrating the power of transparency in a partnership.
3. Resilience and letting go** – Agatha’s decision to let go of the property without contention reflects her resilience and love for Richard, finding peace in her memories while allowing Sue to carry forward the family’s legacy.
The story ultimately reminds us that love transcends inheritance and that true wealth lies in the memories and relationships we cultivate along the way.
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