A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
People Everywhere Are Loving This Gorilla. Just Wait Till He Turns Around And You Will Know Why.
Animals are the obsession of the Internet. We can’t get enough of viewing videos of cats, reading about stray dogs that have been saved, or researching exotic animals. It is therefore not surprising that this silverback gorilla is so well-liked.
His name is Ambam, and he lives at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent, England, with his family. He is, as said earlier, a silverback gorilla, which is not unusual. But what distinguishes him is that he can walk like a person on two legs. It’s important to remember that Ambam is a magnificent 6-foot-34-stone gorilla.
The zoo experts find it astounding that he picked up walking on his own. He immediately became an adept by simply imitating the zookeepers. It’s a really amazing sight.
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