Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.

Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me – excuse me?

Her – you are wasting our bags!

Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her – that’s not my job!

Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.

Her – why are you using two bags?!

Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.

*10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.

Her – exactly.

Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.

*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.

Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.

*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.

Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

Her- never mind you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.

Maureen McCormick’s special love story: Finding your soulmate in a church setting

Life doesn’t always run smoothly, and Maureen McCormick, better known as Marcia on “The Brady Bunch”, knows this firsthand. Behind the scenes, she faced significant personal problems that threatened both her career and her well-being. Despite the turmoil, her unwavering faith gave her comfort and strength.

In today’s world, finding love through dating apps is common. However, Maureen McCormick’s love story took a more unconventional route. It began when she met Michael Cummings at a concert. She was heavily involved in Bible studies and found herself drawn to him during church services, hoping for a meaningful connection.

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Celebrating 37 years of marriage is no small feat. For McCormick and Cummings, it is a testament to their continued faith in each other. Despite the difficulties they faced, their belief in love and their relationship remained unwavering. They knew their union was special and worth every effort.

In a world where celebrity relationships often face intense scrutiny, the enduring love between Maureen McCormick and Michael Cummings shines brightly. Their devotion to one another is a powerful reminder of how love and faith can overcome even the greatest challenges. Their story is an inspiring example of true love that endures the test of time.

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