So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Quick and Easy Homemade Fresh Cheese
Hi there, cheese enthusiasts! Do you feel like having something really tasty that is also creamy and fresh? What if I told you that it would just take you fifteen minutes to create your own cheese at home? It is true, indeed! A few basic ingredients and a little culinary wizardry will allow you to create an impressive batch of fresh cheese that you make yourself.
Why Make Cheese at Home?
Although it can seem difficult to make cheese at home, it’s actually very simple. It’s also a lovely method to ensure that your food is fresh and natural by knowing exactly what’s going into it. The components are basic, the method is short, and the end product is mouthwatering.
What You’ll require:
Let’s Prepare Some Cheese!
First, fill the big pot with milk and bring it to a simmer over medium heat. Keep an eye on it and stir it from time to time to make sure nothing gets stuck to the bottom. The magic will begin to happen as bubbles start to develop around the edges!
After removing the heat, squeeze in some lemon juice or white vinegar. As you observe the milk start to curdle, gently stir it. This is the magical time when milk becomes cheese, my friends. At this point, we’re practically wizards of food.
Give the mixture ten minutes or so to settle. The whey, or liquid, and the curds, or lumpy particles, will separate during this period. Interesting fact: Little Miss Muffet had a good idea.
It’s time to strain the mixture after it has sat and separated. Pour the mixture through a fine strainer or cheesecloth that has been lined over a bowl. If you don’t want cheese all over your kitchen, please take your time with this step.
Pull the cheesecloth together and gently squeeze it to get some of the whey. Squeeze a little more if you prefer your cheese firmer. To taste, add a pinch or two of salt and stir. And voilà! You have fresh, handmade cheese at your disposal.
What makes this cheese so good? It is quite adaptable. You may eat it right out of the bowl, sprinkle it in a salad, or spread it over some crusty toast. I’m not passing judgment here.
Finally
Folks, there you have it! Not only is it simple to make fresh cheese at home, but it’s also enjoyable and very fulfilling. In about fifteen minutes, you may also boast to your friends that you have turned into a cheese artisan. Now, how affluent do you feel?
Thus, the next time you’re in the mood for something delicious and fresh, make your own instead of buying anything from the shop. Your family and your taste buds will appreciate it.
Cheeze on!
Dwight’s Opinion: To be honest, creating cheese at home is like to discovering a hidden level in a video game. It’s easy, enjoyable, and yields some seriously tasty results. Who doesn’t enjoy a little culinary magic, too?
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