Grandma just wanted a quiet dinner to celebrate her birthday, but our family insisted on going all out. But they didn’t just hijack her birthday, they abandoned her at the table when the bill arrived! Nobody messes with my Grandma, not even family!
My grandma always has fresh-baked cookies ready, never forgets a birthday, and somehow makes every family gathering feel like home. If anyone deserved the perfect birthday dinner, it was her.
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So when she mentioned she’d love to have “just a small dinner out this year,” I was all in.
She’s 85 this year, and it’s a big deal. A quiet evening with good food and her favorite people? Done. But of course, the rest of the family had other plans.
“Grandma deserves something spectacular,” Aunt Linda had announced on our family group chat. “Not some boring little dinner.”
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The rest of the family insisted on taking Grandma to the nicest restaurant in town, which might’ve seemed like a nice gesture if they hadn’t made it all about themselves.
Our weekly Sunday was a circus. I stepped outside to escape for a while, and that’s when I overheard my cousin Katie scheming with her brother, Mark.
“Seriously, Jade won’t say no,” Katie whispered. “She works at a bank! She’s loaded. Lives alone. No kids. What else is she spending money on?”
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Mark snorted. “Exactly. We just gotta keep it chill until the bill comes. Then we’ll play dumb, and she’ll pick it up.”
I froze in place. Oh, so that was the plan. Blow up Grandma’s birthday dinner into a huge event and let me foot the bill while they sat there acting clueless.
“What about Grandma?” Mark asked. “Should we tell her to bring her wallet too? You know, as backup?”
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Katie laughed. “Please. She’ll insist on paying anyway. She always does. But cousin dearest will jump in to save the day because she’s such a hero.”
I felt my face flush hot with anger. Using Grandma like that? On her birthday?
I would’ve happily paid to give Grandma the night of her dreams. But getting played like some open wallet? Absolutely not.
Fine. Let’s see how that plays out, I thought as I retreated inside.
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I picked Grandma up on the night, and we drove to the nicest steakhouse in town. Grandma clutched her little purse and smiled like it was the best day of her year.
Meanwhile, the rest of them acted like we were at a celebrity afterparty. Katie took nonstop photos “for the aesthetic,” posing with every drink and appetizer.
Mark sampled every overpriced whiskey on the menu, loudly proclaiming himself a “connoisseur” to our server Miguel, who deserved a medal for his patience.
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Aunt Linda kept loudly recommending the most premium options to anyone who’d listen. Through it all, Grandma beamed.
“This is lovely,” she whispered to me. “I never expected all this fuss.”
“I’m glad you’re having a good time, Grandma.” I smiled and gave her hand a brief squeeze. I hoped the joy she felt now might somehow make up for the betrayal I knew was coming.
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Meanwhile, I watched as my family ordered wine bottles, not glasses, the most expensive cuts of meat, and every side dish on the menu.
I watched the bill climbing with each order, mentally calculating their scheme. I ordered modestly, a simple filet and a glass of house wine. Grandma did the same.
“Are you sure that’s all you want?” Uncle Joe pressed. “It’s a special occasion! Live a little!”
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I smiled tightly. “This is perfect for me.”
Then the check came.
Grandma had just gone to the restroom, and right on cue, the act began.
“Ohhhh wow,” Aunt Linda said, staring at the bill like it was written in a foreign language. “Look at that total… I’d help, but you know, we’re still paying off that time-share from two summers ago.”
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Katie shook her head, suddenly fascinated by her manicure. “I spent all my savings on concert tickets. You know how important live music is for my mental health.”
Mark sighed dramatically, like he was auditioning for a soap opera. “My dog has been having stomach issues and the vet bills have been insane. I’m practically broke.”
Uncle Joe stretched his arms out and grinned, his gold watch catching the light as he did so.
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“We all just figured you’d cover this one, Jade. You’re almost done paying off your house, right? And you’ve got the best job out of all of us. You know how to make things happen. We’ll support you… emotionally.”
And then Aunt Linda had the audacity to throw in a guilt trip.
“And come on… it’s for Grandma. It’s her big day. We might not have many more of these left, you know.”
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I looked around the table. All that confidence. All those assumptions. The total came to over $800, and their share was easily $650 of that.
My blood boiled, but Grandma returned from the restroom then. I wasn’t going to ruin her dinner by fighting over the bill in front of her.
I said, “Let me take care of something real quick and we’ll get back to this discussion.”
And I walked off, making a beeline for the manager’s office.
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I exited about 15 minutes later and returned to the table.
Grandma was sitting there all alone, clutching her purse and looking around the room with wide, scared eyes. The rest of my family was nowhere to be seen.
I’d known they planned to avoid paying the bill, but to stoop so low as to abandon Grandma on her birthday! That was just cruel.
“Grandma, are you okay?” I asked as I slipped back into my seat.
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“There you are!” Grandma said, relief washing over her face as I joined her. “Everyone just got up and left. They said something about getting the car ready, but it’s been ten minutes.”
She leaned over and spoke in an earnest whisper. “Are we okay, Jade? Is everything paid for? I can cover some if I need to, sweetheart… I don’t have much with me, but I’ve been saving up…”
I wrapped my arm around her shoulders, fury rising in my chest at how they’d left her confused and worried on her special night.
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“Don’t you worry, Grandma. Everything’s under control.”
We took our time finishing up while the staff handled the rest. Miguel brought over a complimentary dessert for Grandma, a beautiful chocolate cake with a single candle. The entire waitstaff sang for her.
Grandma still looked a little worried, but I promised her it was all taken care of.
“But what about the others?” she asked as I drove her home, the stars twinkling above us.
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“They had somewhere else to be, I guess,” I said, keeping my tone light. “It’s a pity, but I must admit I’m glad I got to have you all to myself for the best part of the evening, Grandma. You still had a good birthday dinner, right?”
She nodded, but I could tell she was hurt. That made me even angrier.
By the time the angry phone calls started the next morning, I was more than ready to gloat over my selfish, thoughtless family for thinking they could get away with hurting Grandma.
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The first call I answered was from Aunt Linda. She shrieked that the restaurant was “harassing” them over the bill.
“They’ve called three times! How dare they! This is your fault somehow, isn’t it?”
Katie left me a three-minute voice memo accusing me of “ruining the vibe” of Grandma’s birthday. “We were just going to get the car! We were coming right back! You’re so dramatic!”
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Mark texted that I was a traitor for snitching on family. His follow-up texts grew increasingly panicked as the day went on.
Uncle Joe wanted to know if this was some kind of joke because now the restaurant was threatening legal action. “Fix this! Now!”
Oh, right. I forgot to mention.
Turns out the manager of that steakhouse just happened to be my old college buddy Eric.
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While they were off making their dramatic exit through the kitchen door (caught clearly on security cameras), I’d made sure Eric had all their contact info. Full names, phone numbers, addresses.
He only charged me for my and Grandma’s share of the meal. The rest? Oh yeah. He’s collecting directly from them — with interest if they keep dodging him.
Grandma called later to thank me again for the night out.
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“I just wish your cousins hadn’t disappeared like that,” she said. “It was such a nice dinner until… well…”
I just smiled, picturing Katie’s face when she received the formal demand for payment.
“Don’t give it another thought, Grandma. They won’t be pulling anything like that again.”
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And next year? Me and Grandma are celebrating her birthday somewhere very nice and quiet. Just the two of us.
And I’m leaving my phone on silent.
9 Celebs Who Ditched Cosmetic Procedures and Decided to Return to a Natural Look
Many of us find flaws in our looks or want to stop the aging process. In such cases, we might turn to plastic surgery. However, these procedures don’t always guarantee that the results will be to our liking. Some celebrities have faced these problems too, and they’ve admitted to regretting going under the knife, preferring to not repeat the same mistake in the future.
1. Simon Cowell
“There was a stage where I might have gone a bit too far. I saw a picture of me from ’before’ the other day and didn’t recognize it as me, first of all,” the TV personality admitted last year. Since then, Simon Cowell vowed to never use fillers again and is trying to regain his natural looks. Cowell also confessed that he had overdone it with Botox when he tried the procedure, stating that he currently prefers more simple facials.
2. Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz is another Hollywood star who had Botox regrets. “It changed my face in such a weird way that I was like, ’No, I don’t want to be like that,’ — I’d rather see my face aging than a face that doesn’t belong to me at all,” the actress said. Since then, Diaz has fully embraced the natural aging process, especially her laugh lines, which, according to her, only prove that she has “smiled her whole life.”
3. Anna Faris
Unsatisfied with her thin lips, Anna Faris turned to fillers to make them look plumper. And although she never went overboard, she came to later regret the procedures, as she couldn’t go back to her original lip shape. On the other hand, the actress doesn’t regret the breast augmentation that she also had around the same time.
4. Jamie Lee Curtis
After constantly being told she had puffy eyes, Jamie Lee Curtis decided to go under the knife and change their look. She’s also tried Botox, but was unsatisfied with the results in both cases. Nowadays, Curtis is a huge advocate of aging gracefully and has famously said, “Why do you want to look 17 when you’re 70? I want to look 70 when I’m 70.”
5. Heidi Montag
Years ago, people were shocked to find out that Heidi Montag underwent 10 procedures in a single day. Because of so many surgeries in a very short period of time, her health also suffered. “I wish I had waited and not made a decision so young because I have long-term health complications,” she admitted years later, adding, “Plastic surgery isn’t something that should be glorified. Take it seriously.”
6. Reid Ewing
Before rising to fame as part of the cast of the successful sitcom, Modern Family, Reid Ewing felt dissatisfied with his looks and thought that changing them would help his career as well. In total, Ewing had 8 cosmetic procedures and later came to regret all of them. “I wish I could go back and undo all the surgeries. Now I can see that I was fine to begin with and didn’t need the surgeries after all.”
7. Jane Fonda
Jane Fonda opened up about getting a facelift, but also added that she’s not proud of it. The actress also decided to never undergo plastic surgery again, scared that she would end up looking “distorted.” Since then, Fonda has preferred to take care of herself in a simpler and more natural manner. “I don’t spend a lot of money on face creams or anything like that, but I stay moisturized, I sleep, I move, I stay out of the sun, and I have good friends who make me laugh,” she said.
8. Bella Hadid
Last year, the supermodel finally cleared up plastic surgery rumors when she admitted to having had a nose job when she was only 14 years old. Hadid confessed that when she was a teenager, she felt very insecure about her looks, and being the younger sister of Gigi Hadid didn’t help that. However, she now thinks she could have learned to love the nose she was born with and regrets changing it.
9. Melissa Gilbert
The Little House on the Prairie star had a breast augmentation and a nose job, as well as some Botox and fillers. But in more recent years, Gilbert decided to remove her breast implants and embrace her natural looks instead. “I had my breast implants removed, and I’m no longer doing fillers or Botox because I’m a 53-year-old woman, and I’m trying to embrace this process of aging,” she said back in 2018.
Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What do you think about these procedures?
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